My girlfriend and I were dating
> for over a year, and so we decided to get
> married. My parents helped us in every way,
> my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend?
> She was a dream! There was only one thing
> bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was
> my mother-in-law to be.
>
> She was a career woman, smart, but most of all
> beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me,
> which made me feel uncomfortable. One day she
> called me and asked me to come over to check
> the wedding invitations. So I went.
>
> She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered
> to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had
> feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
> overcome. So before I got married and committed
> my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love
> to me just once.
>
> What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't
> say a word.
>
> So, she said, "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you
> are up for it, just come and get me."
>
> I stood there for a moment, and then turned around
> and went to the front door. I opened it, and stepped
> out of the house.
>
> Her husband was standing outside, and with tears
> in his eyes, hugged me and said, "We are very happy
> and pleased, you have passed our little test. We
> couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter.
> W! elcome to the family."
>
> Moral of the story:
>
> Always keep your condoms in your car.

 

:p

 

lol