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Old 12-28-2005, 04:25 PM
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Twas the night after it happened
The night that we lost him
The night that Johnny turned gay and left boston
He put on those pinstripes and with them a lisp
And cut the red sox nation bracelet from around his wrist
He cut all his hair off
Shaved his beard, yes shaved it all
Because Arod and Jeter say it tickles their *****
He played hide the sausage
Wore pink shirts with popped collars
And gave up his manhood for a few extra dollars
But when all was said and done that night
Red Sox nation will surely be alright
Cause with his yankee uniform and hat
Comes a wicked gay reputation
And Johnny Damon, you queen of New York
You can suck the collective **** of the entire Red Sox Nation...
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Was that suppose to rhyme????
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****ing traitor
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