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GOOD:
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting
many. Then he discovered the problem - a 10-year-old boy was standing up
the
road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The
officer
then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS"
and
a
bucket full of change. (And we used to just sell lemonade.)
BETTER:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
radar post. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the
police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another
mailed
photo of Handcuffs.
BEST:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer
walked
to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you
are
going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball." He replied,
"Highway Patrolmen don't have *****." There was a moment of silence
while
she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his
book,
got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start
her
car for several minutes.
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting
many. Then he discovered the problem - a 10-year-old boy was standing up
the
road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The
officer
then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS"
and
a
bucket full of change. (And we used to just sell lemonade.)
BETTER:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
radar post. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the
police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another
mailed
photo of Handcuffs.
BEST:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer
walked
to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you
are
going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball." He replied,
"Highway Patrolmen don't have *****." There was a moment of silence
while
she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his
book,
got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start
her
car for several minutes.
That last one is great! 
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