Guy comes home from work to find his girlfriend packing up her things as she is planning on leaving him.

'Honey, what's going on? What are you doing?'

"I've heard really bad things about you so I'm leaving..."

"What have you heard? Don't leave me, these things aren't true"

"They say you're a pedophile"

"Pedophile? That's a pretty big word for a 10 year old."