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Old Dec 10, 2005 | 01:46 AM
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Cool a good joke...

A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil greets him, "You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever you choose, the person in that room will switch with you. They’ll go to heaven and you’ll take over until somebody switches with you. So go on, pick a room."

The devil leads him to the first room where someone is tied to a wall and is being whipped. The second room has someone being burned by a torch. The third has a man getting blown by a naked woman.

"I choose this room!" the man says.

"Very well," the devil says. He walks up to the woman and taps her on the shoulder.

"You can go now. I’ve found you’re replacement."

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Old Dec 10, 2005 | 01:52 AM
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Re: a good joke...

yeah, that's an old one...

But the man gettingblown in supposed to be Bill Clinton, and the girl is Monica Lewinski


But thanks for playing...


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Old Dec 10, 2005 | 01:53 AM
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Re: a good joke...

if only they made a section just for jokes... they could even call it comedy central or something cliche like that..
Old Dec 10, 2005 | 01:56 AM
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Re: a good joke...

Naw, that would be just Silly...


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Old Dec 10, 2005 | 03:07 AM
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Re: a good joke...

Originally Posted by nickalltogether
if only they made a section just for jokes... they could even call it comedy central or something cliche like that..
Well, if people can't think for themselves, guess I can for them
Old Dec 12, 2005 | 07:06 PM
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Re: a good joke...

Originally Posted by Erik
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