Paddy O'Neill was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I'll go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up whiskey."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said "Never mind. I found one."

 

hahaha...