0 to 200 in 2 seconds..(joke)

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Old Nov 19, 2005 | 05:21 AM
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0 to 200 in 2 seconds..(joke)

This is kinda funny...got it in a email...



A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway
for me
that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She
opened
it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday
Old Nov 19, 2005 | 05:22 PM
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That was pretty good!!!
Old Nov 19, 2005 | 07:07 PM
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good one
Old Nov 19, 2005 | 07:17 PM
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that was freaking hilarious!
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