~Mandy~

Maybe if we had had this attitude....

Henry was going to be married to Susan, so his father sat him
down for a little fireside chat.

He says "Henry, let me tell you something. on my wedding night
in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your
mother
and said, 'Here, try these on.' So, she did and said, 'These are too
big, I
can't wear them.' So I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this
family
and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any
problems."

"Hmmm," says Henry. He thinks that might be a good thing to try.
So, on his honeymoon, Henry takes off his pants and says to Susan,
"Here
try these on." So she does and says, "These are too large, they don't
fit me."
So Henry replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I
always
will and I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Susan takes off her pants and hands them to Henry and says,
"Here you try on mine." So he does and says, "I can't get into your
pants."
So Susan says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-***
attitude,
you never will".