After returning from his honeymoon in Florida
> > with his new bride Virginia, Luigi stopped by
> > his old barbershop in New York to say hello to
> > his friends.
> >
> > Giovanni said, Hey Luigi, how wasa da treepa?
> >
> > Luigi said, Everytinga wasa perfecto except for
> > da traina ride down.
> >
> > Whata you mean, Luigi? Asked Giovanni.
> >
> > Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central
> > Station. My beautiful Virginia, she pack a biga
> > basket a food. She broughta vino, some nice
> > cigars for me, and we were looking a forward
> > to da trip.
> >
> > Everytinga wasa Okey Dokey until we getta
> > hungry and open upa da luncha basket. The
> > conductore come a by, waga hisa finger at us
> > anda say, "no eat in disa car. Musta use a
> > dining car."
> >
> > So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to
> > dining car, eat a biga lunch and start to open a
> > bottle of nice a vino. Conductore walka by
> > again, waga hisa finger and say, "No drinka in
> > disa car Musta use a club a car." So, we go to
> > club car.
> >
> > While drinkina vino, I start to lighta my biga
> > cigar. The conductore, he waga his finger again
> > and say, "No smokina disa car. Musta go to
> > smokina car." We go to smokina car and I
> > smoke a my biga cigar.
> >
> > Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to
> > sleeper car anda go to bed.
> >
> > We just about to go boomada boomada and
> > the conductore, he walka through da hall
> > shouting at da top of hisa voice, "Nofolka
> > Virginia! Nofolka Virginia!"
> >
> > "Mama Mia, Nexta time, I'ma gonna take a da
>bus!"

 

i dont get it

 

i did.... Nofolka, Virginia the conductor was calling out the name of the stop they were at....but No Folka(think about it), Virginia (His wife) .....Its not as funny is someone has to explain it dammit!

 

hmmm yeah.. :D