Speak English?
11-07-2005, 01:47 PM
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Speak English?
Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally from India through Immigration.
The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed most of the tests, but there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the United States of America".
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."
The Officer said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now works at a Verizon help desk.
I know.....I talked to him yesterday
The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed most of the tests, but there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the United States of America".
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."
The Officer said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now works at a Verizon help desk.
I know.....I talked to him yesterday
11-14-2005, 11:47 AM
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Re: Speak English?
hahaha...good one... 
There was a white guy and a mexican @ a bar.....They were sitting down starring at the hott gurl sitting across the room...she approches them and says which ever one of u can make the best sentence using the words liver and cheese, can take me home tonight...Exited the white guy replies, well baby if ud like i can poke ur liver and then...before he could finish the mexican interuppted and said, he pendejo liver alone cheese mine.....
There was a white guy and a mexican @ a bar.....They were sitting down starring at the hott gurl sitting across the room...she approches them and says which ever one of u can make the best sentence using the words liver and cheese, can take me home tonight...Exited the white guy replies, well baby if ud like i can poke ur liver and then...before he could finish the mexican interuppted and said, he pendejo liver alone cheese mine.....
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