A man and woman who had never met before, and who were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in
the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At about 1:00 a.m. the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're
married."

"Wow! That's a great idea," he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own f--king blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

 

just getting started today?

 

hahaha that **** is funny as hell... post some more jokes.. there pretty funny...