I will seek and find you

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with
you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.


All my love,
The Flu













Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

 

isn't that the truth!!!

 

Why bother, just let one of your coworkers get the flu shot, then get the flu, and give it to everyone they work with, then after about a week and a half of pure hell you’ll finally start to feel better, and there is no need for the shot.

Sorry, just bitter, as I work with the above mentioned jack a&& and have been sick for about the last 10 days.

 

Ouch, that sucks. Could be worse, I'm the only idiot that manages to catch the flu every summer.