>> A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for
>>the first
>> time her father's nakedness. Immediately, she is curious: he has
>> equipment that she doesn't have. She
>> asks, "What are those round things hanging there, Daddy?"
>>Proudly, he
>> replies, "Those, sweetheart, are the God's Apples of Life.
>>Without them
>> we wouldn't be here. Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells
>>her what
>> Daddy has said. To which Mommy asks, "Did he say anything about
>>the dead
>> branch they're hanging from?