BEER vs. PUS SY ...
1. Beer is always wet. ***** needs a little work. - One point to BEER
2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pus sy
3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER
4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pus sy
5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pus sies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pus sy
6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pus sy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pus sy
7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pus sy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pus sy
8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER
9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pus sy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUS SY
10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUS SY
11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One point to BEER
12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. - One point to BEER
13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. - One point to BEER
14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER
15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER
16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it - One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER 9
*****: 7
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
BY THE WAY, I STILL SAY PUS SY WINS, BUT THEN AGAIN, I AM GETTING READY TO GO GET A BEER.
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. -An extra point for BEER

 

I def. agree!!!!!!!

 

All very good points.....but I still gotta say that beer is a close second

 

Well, don't mind me saying.......

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST HAVE BOTH AT THE SAME TIME?!?!?!?!?!??!

 

i like your attitude

 

FoxyLady, on behalf of guys everywhere, we don't mind you saying that at all....PS. Are you married....if so, do you have a sister???

 

.......twins, triplets???? That would rock. :YEAH

Why the hell can't I find any of these women? My girl *****es because I ride and drink too much. WTF gives????

 

Cuz these women apparently are smart enough to avoid you!

Now go be nice to Em before she takes your bike away...lol

 

They always gonna ***** about the booze and bikes. Whats funny is when you first meet them, it was probably becuase you were out riding and drinking beers with your buds.

 

I would have to agree, when it comes to **** like this i never take offense lol, i think like a guy most of the time lmao

 

u totally just proved me right. hahaha

 

bahhhhh..............I'm with ya Taz. Borne.. what did you get Emily for Sweetest day, new frame sliders for her F4I. Stop biatch'n and be happy you have an old lady with a good job and let's you ride every single free minute of your life.

 

That was a good one.

 

Ok do i know you no! STFU!!!!!!!!!

I would never ***** if my guy wanted to ride! I dont get why people do that.

 

i've had too much *****... it's turned me into one

 

i like the taste of ***** better anyway.

 

EXACTLY! Are you as hot as you are smart?

 

hahahaha

 

Ur a fu(kin homo go away!!!

 

its so easy to make u mad.


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