On Time Arrival

>> > > > > A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on
>>it's
>> > > > > final
>> > > > > approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your
>> > > > > Captain. We're
>> > > > > on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you
>>for
>> > > > > flying with
>> > > > > us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto".
>> > > > > He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole
>>plane
>> > > > > can hear his
>> > > > > conversation from the cockpit. The co-pilot says to the
>> > > > > pilot.
>> > > > > "Well skipper, watcha gonna do in Toronto?"
>> > > > > Now all ears are listening to this conversation. "Well"
>> > > > > says the
>> > > > > skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take
>>a
>> > > > > crap. Then
>> > > > > I'm gonna take that new stewardess out for supper, you
>> > > > > know, the one
>> > > > > with the huge *****. I'm gonna wine and dine her, take
>>her
>> > > > > back to my
>> > > > > room and put it to her all night."
>> > > > > Everyone on the plane is trying to get a look at the new
>> > > > > stewardess.
>> > > > > She's so embarrassed that she runs from the back of the
>> > > > > plane to try &
>> > > > > get to the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway
>>down
>> > > > > the aisle,
>> > > > > she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.
>> > > > > The old lady leans over and says: "No need to run, dear,
>> > > > > He's gotta
>> > > > > take a **** first."