A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks
past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you
doing?"
"The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded
friend." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they
smoke.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going
to
get a drink from the river. At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned
that he leans too far over and falls in.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him
to the side. He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree,
smoking a joint with his new monkey friend.
He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted
that,
when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into
the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a
joint.
He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!" The Monkey looks down and says
"FUUUUUCK, DUDE.........How much water did you drink?!!"

 

Hahaha that is great....

 

****** hilarious dude!

 

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