Dead Babies *Offensive*
02-15-2006, 07:12 AM
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Re: Dead Babies *Offensive*
How many babies does it take to paint a house red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Whats the best way of extracting juice from a baby?
Put him feet first into the liquidizer, this way you can enjoy his facial expressions.
Whats blue green, sits in a corner and smells?
1974's hide and seek champ.
Whats pink, sits in front of a mirror and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby combing his hair with a cheese slicer.
How do prevent a baby from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Whats the difference betwen a basketball and a baby?
The baby didnt bounce.
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Whats the best way of extracting juice from a baby?
Put him feet first into the liquidizer, this way you can enjoy his facial expressions.
Whats blue green, sits in a corner and smells?
1974's hide and seek champ.
Whats pink, sits in front of a mirror and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby combing his hair with a cheese slicer.
How do prevent a baby from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Whats the difference betwen a basketball and a baby?
The baby didnt bounce.
02-15-2006, 08:26 AM
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Re: Dead Babies *Offensive*
[QUOTE=scott3824]How do you get a baby out of a tree?
You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a piñata!
It goes like this........ How do you get ******s to stop jumping on the bed. Put velcro on the ceiling
. How do you get them down.. Give a bunch of Mexicans a stick and tell them its a pinata.
You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a piñata!
It goes like this........ How do you get ******s to stop jumping on the bed. Put velcro on the ceiling
. How do you get them down.. Give a bunch of Mexicans a stick and tell them its a pinata.
02-16-2006, 06:28 AM
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Re: Dead Babies *Offensive*
How do you make a dead baby float?
Simple, add one scoop of dead baby to one scoop of ice cream.
Whats the best gift ever for a dead baby?
A dead puppy.
What do you call a dead baby?
Nothing......he aint gonna respond!!
Whats funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clowns costume.
How do you know a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more often
What do you call a dead baby with no arms, no legs, hanging on your wall?
Art
what do you call a dead baby in a swimming pool?
Bob
What do you get when you dislocate a dead babies jaw?
Deepthroat
Whats the difference between a dead baby and peanut butter?
A dead baby wont stick to the roof of your mouth
Whats more fun than stapling dead babies to a wall?
Ripping them off again.
Why didnt they crucify baby Jesus?
I dont know either
Why do you unload a truck full off dead babies with a pitchfork?
So you can see which f*%#ers are still alive.
How do you stop a baby from choking?
Take your **** out his mouth.
Whats the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
I dont kiss my girlfriend after sex.
How many babies does oit take to make a bottle of baby oil?
Depends on how hard you squeeze them.
Whats the difference between a grandma and a baby?
Grandma's dont die when you f*$#k em up the ****.
Simple, add one scoop of dead baby to one scoop of ice cream.
Whats the best gift ever for a dead baby?
A dead puppy.
What do you call a dead baby?
Nothing......he aint gonna respond!!
Whats funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clowns costume.
How do you know a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more often
What do you call a dead baby with no arms, no legs, hanging on your wall?
Art
what do you call a dead baby in a swimming pool?
Bob
What do you get when you dislocate a dead babies jaw?
Deepthroat
Whats the difference between a dead baby and peanut butter?
A dead baby wont stick to the roof of your mouth
Whats more fun than stapling dead babies to a wall?
Ripping them off again.
Why didnt they crucify baby Jesus?
I dont know either
Why do you unload a truck full off dead babies with a pitchfork?
So you can see which f*%#ers are still alive.
How do you stop a baby from choking?
Take your **** out his mouth.
Whats the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
I dont kiss my girlfriend after sex.
How many babies does oit take to make a bottle of baby oil?
Depends on how hard you squeeze them.
Whats the difference between a grandma and a baby?
Grandma's dont die when you f*$#k em up the ****.
02-23-2006, 10:58 PM
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Re: Dead Babies *Offensive*
Originally Posted by rangtangtang
Why didnt they crucify baby Jesus?
I dont know either
How do you stop a baby from choking?
Take your **** out his mouth.
Whats the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
I dont kiss my girlfriend after sex.
02-25-2006, 05:55 PM
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Re: Dead Babies *Offensive*
What is red and dripping and is creeping up your leg?
An abortion with homesickness.
What's a foot long, blue and makes women scream in the morning?
Crib death.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of its head and let it rise to the surface.
What do you call two abortions in a bucket?
Blood brothers.
What's the difference between an abortion and sand?
You can't eat sand.
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby next to a kid with down syndrome
Why do you put babies into blenders feet first?
So you can see the expression on their faces.
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby get for Christmas?
Cancer
An abortion with homesickness.
What's a foot long, blue and makes women scream in the morning?
Crib death.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of its head and let it rise to the surface.
What do you call two abortions in a bucket?
Blood brothers.
What's the difference between an abortion and sand?
You can't eat sand.
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby next to a kid with down syndrome
Why do you put babies into blenders feet first?
So you can see the expression on their faces.
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby get for Christmas?
Cancer
07-03-2006, 10:16 PM
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Re: Dead Babies *Offensive*
Originally Posted by Poptart1478
do you have a fascination with dead babies????? I didn't find any of those funny...by any means....
Wowwwwwww. Lighten up. They're jokes- and jokes that a lot of people find funny...
Mind the 'offensive' warning next time...
Anyways to carry on(hopefully I dont repost any):
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
A: One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: A garbage can full of dead babies.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: The one at the bottom is still alive.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: He has to eat his way to freedom.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: He goes back for more.
Q: What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?
A: Hold on. I'll tell you in a second.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
A: I don't *** all over the golden delicious apple before I take a bite out of it
07-04-2006, 11:44 AM
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Re: Dead Babies *Offensive*
you guys are sick but anyways
whats the worst thing about ****ing bald *****
you have to put the diaper back on.
Whats the worst thing about ****ing a vegstable
you have to put them back in there wheelchair.
I'm going to hell now
whats the worst thing about ****ing bald *****
you have to put the diaper back on.
Whats the worst thing about ****ing a vegstable
you have to put them back in there wheelchair.
I'm going to hell now
07-05-2006, 07:37 AM
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Re: Dead Babies *Offensive*
Whats black and blue and doesnt like to have sex?
The baby in my trunk!
Whats a baby do when you put it in the microwave?
I dont know i was to busy jerking off
Whats the hardesy part about eating bald pu$$y ?
Putting the diaper back on when you are done.
what do you do when a baby cries?
Grab it by its ankles and slam its face off the bumber of your truck .........again
The baby in my trunk!
Whats a baby do when you put it in the microwave?
I dont know i was to busy jerking off
Whats the hardesy part about eating bald pu$$y ?
Putting the diaper back on when you are done.
what do you do when a baby cries?
Grab it by its ankles and slam its face off the bumber of your truck .........again
