No espeakah de English
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No espeakah de English
Okay---so i have been out of the comedy loop lately...so if this is a repost...MY BAD 
Still funny!!!!
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when
she hears one of them say the following:
Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country . . . we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi'."
I'VE GOT $5.00 THAT SAYS YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS AGAIN
Still funny!!!! A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when
she hears one of them say the following:
Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country . . . we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi'."
I'VE GOT $5.00 THAT SAYS YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS AGAIN
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Re: No espeakah de English
Originally Posted by Poptart1478
I'VE GOT $5.00 THAT SAYS YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS AGAIN
The first time i read that i didn't see this part at the bottom and i saw after i read it the second time.
I guess IOU too. 
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Re: No espeakah de English
Originally Posted by Poptart1478
Damn, I almost think I may get rich off of this joke....
I sent you a $5.00 hot check in the mail, you should receive it soon....now post more jokes dammit!
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