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Old Sep 21, 2005 | 09:58 AM
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A woman lost her husband almost four years ago and still hadn't gotten out
of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging
her to get back into the world. Finally, she says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone for you to meet."
Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating
for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills.

Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stood nude
except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his birthday suit.

Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?"

She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but
down there I am still in mourning."

He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night the same
scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on, and he is in
his birthday suit.... except that he is wearing a black condom.

She looks at him and asks: "What's with this ... a black condom?"

He replies: "I want to offer my deepest condolences."
Old Sep 21, 2005 | 12:06 PM
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Re: Black Panties

Originally Posted by Ice_Maiden
A woman lost her husband almost four years ago and still hadn't gotten out
of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging
her to get back into the world. Finally, she says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone for you to meet."
Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating
for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills.

Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stood nude
except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his birthday suit.

Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?"

She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but
down there I am still in mourning."

He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night the same
scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on, and he is in
his birthday suit.... except that he is wearing a black condom.

She looks at him and asks: "What's with this ... a black condom?"

He replies: "I want to offer my deepest condolences."

thats great!
Old Sep 21, 2005 | 02:30 PM
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Re: Black Panties

Originally Posted by JD
thats great!
Yes that was great!!!
Old Oct 4, 2005 | 03:09 PM
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Re: Black Panties

Love it... Have to tell the office that one..
Old Oct 4, 2005 | 03:11 PM
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Re: Black Panties

Lol!!!!!
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