3 more jokes....
09-01-2005, 12:00 PM
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3 more jokes....
I took these from Maxim magazine, so if ya get the mag like me ya prolly have already read em....if not here ya go:
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A medieval knight dreams of nuzzling the queen's breasts and tells his friend, the royal physician. The physician explains that can make that happen, but it will cost the knight $1,000.00. The knight agrees
The next day, the physician pours itching powder into the queen's bra. She comes to him for help, and he tells her that the only cure is the knight's saliva. The physician slips the antidote into the knights mouth, and he spends hours licking the queens chest.
Afterward, the physician asks the knight for his payment, but the knight refuses. A day later, the knight gets word that the king would like to see him.
"What did you tell the king?" the knight asks the doctor upon arriving at the castle.
"Nothing about you and the queen," the physician says, "Just that I knew how he could sootge a rash on his *****".
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An old man is sitting on a bench at the mall when a kid with a Mohawk dyed green, red and yellow sits next to him. The old man turns to look at him and just stares.
"Whats the matter, Gramps?" asks the kid.
"never done anything wild in your life?"
"Sure have" replies the old guy, "Screwed a pea**** once years ago. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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A taxi driver stops at a red light when a person suddenly jumps into the cab and tells him to go the nearest hotel. The cabby looks in his mirror and sees a naked woman.
"What are you looking at?" she demands
"I noticed you're completely naked, how are you gonna pay?", replies the cabby.
The woman spreads her legs and asks, "Will this cover it?"
The driver says, "got anything smaller"?
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A medieval knight dreams of nuzzling the queen's breasts and tells his friend, the royal physician. The physician explains that can make that happen, but it will cost the knight $1,000.00. The knight agrees
The next day, the physician pours itching powder into the queen's bra. She comes to him for help, and he tells her that the only cure is the knight's saliva. The physician slips the antidote into the knights mouth, and he spends hours licking the queens chest.
Afterward, the physician asks the knight for his payment, but the knight refuses. A day later, the knight gets word that the king would like to see him.
"What did you tell the king?" the knight asks the doctor upon arriving at the castle.
"Nothing about you and the queen," the physician says, "Just that I knew how he could sootge a rash on his *****".
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An old man is sitting on a bench at the mall when a kid with a Mohawk dyed green, red and yellow sits next to him. The old man turns to look at him and just stares.
"Whats the matter, Gramps?" asks the kid.
"never done anything wild in your life?"
"Sure have" replies the old guy, "Screwed a pea**** once years ago. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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A taxi driver stops at a red light when a person suddenly jumps into the cab and tells him to go the nearest hotel. The cabby looks in his mirror and sees a naked woman.
"What are you looking at?" she demands
"I noticed you're completely naked, how are you gonna pay?", replies the cabby.
The woman spreads her legs and asks, "Will this cover it?"
The driver says, "got anything smaller"?
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