"Honey, this is Daddy.....is your mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank" Brief pause.

Daddy says: "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey."

"Yes I do. He's upstairs with Mommy now."

Daddy says: " Honey, let's play a joke. Put down the phone, knock on the
bedroom door, and tell Mommy that Daddy's home."

" Okay, Daddy."

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did What
you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?"

"Well, Mommy jumped out of the bed, ran around screaming, then tripped over the rug and fell downstairs. She's not moving anymore."

" I'm sorry honey. What about Uncle Frank?"

" He jumped out the back window into the swimming pool...but he must have forgotten that last week you took out all the water for winter, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and he's not moving either."


***Long pause. ***



Daddy asks, "Swimming pool?? Is this 597-7039?"

"No."

"Sorry. Wrong number."



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I know im not the only one with some jokes, post em up people!

 

funny!!!!!

 

OMG that was awesome........haha.........I was not expecting that ending

 

lmao
another good one

 

That was pretty good. I wish i kneew some jokes. I would post em

 

Someone needs to post some up, ive been all over the net getting jokes dammit!

 

that is ****ing classic