Extending pleasure (joke)

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Old Jul 20, 2005 | 01:50 PM
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Extending pleasure (joke)

A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and their partner.

The man decided, What the hell, Ill try it.

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldnt do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he came up with a plan.

On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.

Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to **********. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.

As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, What?

He heard, This is the police. Whats going on down there?

The man replied, Im checking out the rear axle, its busted.

Came the reply, Well, you might as well check your brakes too while youre down there, because your truck rolled down the hill five minutes ago.
Old Jul 20, 2005 | 02:12 PM
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Lmfao!!!
Old Jul 20, 2005 | 03:09 PM
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that one is great
Old Jul 20, 2005 | 03:10 PM
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funny even though i've heard it before
Old Jul 20, 2005 | 08:48 PM
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Re: Extending pleasure (joke)

HAHA!!! think of a guy laying on his back on the side of the road wacking it.
Old Jul 20, 2005 | 09:30 PM
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Re: Extending pleasure (joke)

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HAHA!!! think of a guy laying on his back on the side of the road wacking it.

Its Pete in 10 years.
Old Jul 22, 2005 | 11:51 AM
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Re: Extending pleasure (joke)

Originally Posted by soad
HAHA!!! think of a guy laying on his back on the side of the road wacking it.


Old Jul 25, 2005 | 11:16 AM
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funny ****....lmao...
Old Aug 6, 2005 | 05:00 AM
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that sounds like pete now...
Old Aug 6, 2005 | 06:52 PM
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Re: Extending pleasure (joke)

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that sounds like pete now...

I bet Petes wackin off under his bike right now.
Old Aug 6, 2005 | 10:10 PM
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lol.....
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