An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening
>>of Church
>> services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the
>>man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled,
>>Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus
>>Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.)
>>
>> The burglar stopped in his tracks.
>>
>> The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had
>>done.
>>
>> As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the
>>burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was
>>yell a scripture to you."
>>
>> "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and
>>Two 38's!"
>>
>> PASS THIS ON TO SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH TODAY
>> and remember knowing scripture can save your life in more ways
>>than one.

 

Him a bumb burgular.

 

ha ha ha !!! thats a pretty good laugh.

 

lol