So a woman comes home from work and she sees her husband standing in the middle of the living room swishing a fly swatter all over. She excaims, "Honey what on earth are you doing?" He Replies, "I'm killin' flies." She says, "Well how many have you gotten?" The husband says "5... 3 males and two females." The woman thinks for a second as something doesn't sound right. She asks, "Wait a minute how do you tell the difference between the ones who are males and the ones who are females?" He says, "Oh thats easy... 3 were on the beer can and 2 were on the phone."

 

LOL..thats funny

 

thats retarded...

 

that was the dumbest thing i've heard yet

 

dumb but true lol

 

 

i agree

 

Hey I was bored at work here at the hospital and some old azz patient said it.... Maybe it was funnier coming out of his mouth but nonetheless FU*K all u haters(ATV and Pflep). Post up a fkin joke since ur all fking adam sandler. FU

 

LOL sadam sandler. Nahh that wasnt bad. Whats pink and hard?



A pig with a switch blade

NOw thats dumb, courtesy of fhm

 

Hahahahaha