$ 20.00
05-17-2005, 12:14 AM
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$ 20.00 Dumb *** guy....lol!
Wendy
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and
asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
aroused state her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated
each time they made love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking that
it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals
that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband
in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that
his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he
had been let go. It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to
find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning,
and therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of
deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then, she showed him
certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2
million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors
in the bank. She explained that for the 30 years she had charged him for
sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her
savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her
husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his
voice and blurted out "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would
have given you all my business !"
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths
shut.....
Wendy
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and
asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
aroused state her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated
each time they made love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking that
it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals
that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband
in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that
his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he
had been let go. It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to
find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning,
and therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of
deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then, she showed him
certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2
million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors
in the bank. She explained that for the 30 years she had charged him for
sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her
savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her
husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his
voice and blurted out "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would
have given you all my business !"
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths
shut.....
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