This is cute!

Wendy

NEVER SAY TO A COP

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK
in
Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector
wasn't
plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up
with
me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical
condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only
gave
me a w arning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one
of
us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know
there
are no othe
cars around... That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have
you
been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes
look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

 

haha..good **** i like #7

 

ya...#7 is funny.


Wendy

 

# 11 reminds me of something i said, only i said i was trying to get AWAY from the traffic, he actually bought it! i hate trucks on the hwy....

 

what about the ever popular " do you know how fast you were going "
and the response , " no, but i'm sure you can tell me !"

 

or, " are you in a hurry ? "
" no i always ride like this "

 

or.... "no officer i dont have any drugs on me, its all at my house... but you'll never find it, ITS IN MY WALLS!, *****!"