You Know your an Extreme Redneck When...
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You Know your an Extreme Redneck When... You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, check this out!"
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
18. You can't remember what is under the blue tarp in the front of your house.
This ones freakin hilarious!
Wendy
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, check this out!"
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
18. You can't remember what is under the blue tarp in the front of your house.
This ones freakin hilarious!
Wendy
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Re: You Know your an Extreme Redneck When...
Originally Posted by GSE Nick
lmfao i love these kinda jokes
Thought yenz all would appreciate a good laugh....esp at this hour. LOL.
Nick....
How do I add a signature when I post?
Wendy
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Re: You Know your an Extreme Redneck When...
Originally Posted by FoxchicR1
Thought yenz all would appreciate a good laugh....esp at this hour. LOL.
Nick....
How do I add a signature when I post?
Wendy
Nick....
How do I add a signature when I post?
Wendy
or just type the same thing at the end every time
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Re: You Know your an Extreme Redneck When...
Originally Posted by MikeM
you have to be a site contributor to have a sig
or just type the same thing at the end every time
or just type the same thing at the end every time
Or be important like Kane (nothing against Kane) and just ask for one.
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Re: You Know your an Extreme Redneck When...
Originally Posted by Mogwai
Or be important like Kane (nothing against Kane) and just ask for one.
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Re: You Know your an Extreme Redneck When...
Originally Posted by MikeM
you have to be a site contributor to have a sig
or just type the same thing at the end every time
or just type the same thing at the end every time
ThanX....I know u can have one on Star BoyZ, just wasn't sure here.
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Re: You Know your an Extreme Redneck When...
Originally Posted by FoxchicR1
You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
*. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, check this out!"
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
1*. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
18. You can't remember what is under the blue tarp in the front of your house.
This ones freakin hilarious!
Wendy
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
*. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, check this out!"
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
1*. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
18. You can't remember what is under the blue tarp in the front of your house.
This ones freakin hilarious!
Wendy
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Re: You Know your an Extreme Redneck When...
Originally Posted by MikeM
did he actually get one just by asking? I remember him asking, but I dontthink he was able to get one
i did just ask.. and was given one for like what 5 seconds? then it got disabled or something..
i dunno this site half *** ran and wack!. .
ive tried contributing and the account didnt work and wouldnt let me send cash.. how jacked is that?
-kane
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