The correct way to come home drunk
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The correct way to come home drunk
The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, gets undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late!
"His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously
taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full
flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the *** and say! WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep.
It Works Every Time!!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, gets undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late!
"His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously
taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full
flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the *** and say! WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep.
It Works Every Time!!
:LMAO that was good 
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Re: The correct way to come home drunk
pretty damn funny.. lol.. i think id screech to a halt a block away, run home backwards, tip toe thru the window, slide under the bed, fall asleep, pee my pants, wake up the next afternoon and undress in the garage.. only to realize i have no wife.. 
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