Never Choke In The South
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Never Choke In The South
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk
about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is
eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes
apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks
down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his
tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the
hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says,"Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but
I ain't niver seen nobody do it!"
about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is
eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes
apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks
down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his
tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the
hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says,"Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but
I ain't niver seen nobody do it!"
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