got this from differnt board

Lezbonics

1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
....A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?....
....A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
....Militia Etheridge.


4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
....Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
....Fur Traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called ?
....A Lickalotapuss.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
....Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
....She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
....Even the pool table doesn't have *****.

10. What do you call lesbian twins?
....Lick-a-likes.

11. What's the definition of confusion?
....Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
....One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker

13. What do you call an open can of tuna on a lesbians coffee table??
....Potpourri

 

now i know where my b/f got his jokes from

 

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called ?
....A Lickalotapuss.

LOL