I complained about my recent electric bill and here's the response:

Dear Electric Customer,

Just a little note to let you know we understand your
anger in the recent price hike. But it should be noted
that you have no choice. We are a big company and you
will pay what we tell you. You have no choice. We have
the power, you need the power. So sad, too bad. Sucks
to be you. We have enclosed a little picture to help
outline our response. Have a nice day and keep those
checks coming, loser!

Sincerely,

Your Local Power Co.

 

1. It is important to find a woman who works
around the house, occasionally cooks and
cleans and who has a job.

2. It is important to find a woman who makes
you laugh.

3. It is important to find a woman who is
dependable and doesn't lie.

4. It is important to find a woman who's
good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. It is important that these four women
never meet.