daves' birthday

Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evening bowling or playing basketball at the gym.His wife thinks he is pushing himself to hard,so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The door man at the club greets them and says,"hey dave.How ya doin?"
His wife looks puzzled and asks dave if he had been to this club before.
"Oh no" says dave,"he is on my bowling team."
When they are seated,a waitress asks dave if he would like his usual and brings him a yeungling.His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"how did she know that you drink lager?"
"She is in the ladies' bowling league honey.We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to thier table,throws her arms around dave,starts to rub herself all over him and says,"hi davey.Want your usual table dance big boy?"Daves wife,now furious,grabs her purse and storms out the club.
Dave follows her and spots her getting into a cab.Before she can slam the door,he jumps in beside her.Dave tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else,but his wife is having none of it.She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs,saying every four letter word in the book.
Just then the cabby turns around and says,"geez dave,you picked up a real ***** this time!"

 

haha owned

 

 

whoa.....that would suck.

 

Haha, OOPS!!