And so the guy says...
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And so the guy says...
One night Dave and Bill are out at a club, getting fit-shaced as usual. Because of a long line for the bathroom, Dave walks outside to find a nice bush to **** in. On his way back in, some chick grabs him and starts kissing him. She drags him back outside, and into her car. After banging her for a while, he finishes up and goes back inside.
He tells his buddy, "Hey Bill, there's some hot chick outside, go give it to her. She'll take anyone, she doesn't give a f*ck! She's right outside in the blue car."
So Bill goes out, finds the car and climbs in. After groping around for a bit in the darkness, it's on. He's nailing her to the back seat when suddenly a flashlight shines right in his face. "Sir, what's going on here?" asks the cop.
In shock, Bill says, "Officer, this is my wife!" The cop responds with, "Oh, sorry I didn't know that."
And Bill says, "I didn't know until you turned on the flashlight either!"
He tells his buddy, "Hey Bill, there's some hot chick outside, go give it to her. She'll take anyone, she doesn't give a f*ck! She's right outside in the blue car."
So Bill goes out, finds the car and climbs in. After groping around for a bit in the darkness, it's on. He's nailing her to the back seat when suddenly a flashlight shines right in his face. "Sir, what's going on here?" asks the cop.
In shock, Bill says, "Officer, this is my wife!" The cop responds with, "Oh, sorry I didn't know that."
And Bill says, "I didn't know until you turned on the flashlight either!"
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