A chick walked into a pet store looking for the perfect gift for her husband.Their anaversary was comming up. The clerk suggested a frog. The woman exclaimed"a frog?" The clerk informed her this wasnt any ordanary frog. This frog gave blow jobs. The lady thought about it and realized if th frog did give head she wouldnt have to. She brought the frog home and gave it to her hubby. After dinner he gave the frog a try. Sure as **** the frog sucked his ****. After a few days the wife noticed her hubby spending more time with the frog and neglecting her. Late one friday night the wife woke up and noticed her husband gone and loud banging in the kitchen. She went to investigate. There was her husband and the frog. Her husband was throwing pots and pans. She aske what he was doing. He said "if I can teach this **** sucking frog to cook,***** your out by Monday"

 

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