A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

 

lmao....

 

Got that off ebaums eh?

 

thats friggin hilarious
ohh yea
FTP!

 

lol@ not on top..

 

When I pay this will the money be going towards the policmans ball?

OH, thats right cops dont have *****.

 

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

lmao

 

**** it deff takes ***** to do some of the **** they do! I don't think those jokes (like the one you wrote) are very funny.

The origional joke on here was a funny one, but this one just sucks

 

SOOOO.............You can call a cop a dick but you cant say they dont have *****. Right?

 

they are dicks... when they are giving me tickets

 

Well, they can be dicks... but if you put up with half of the **** that they did and had to go through half the **** that they do especially in a big city wouldn't you be pissed if someone said that you didn't have *****? I mean they can be major ********* and ******** and they will admit it, but all i'm saying is that half the people that bash on cops couldn't handle their job if they tried.

I have deff met some ******** cops, but I have also met some pretty cool ones too.

 

That is all true, but they chose thier career and most of them take it way too seriously. Id be willing to bet about ten percent of cops actually had a life long dream of becoming law enforcement officers. The other 90 percent are guys who took criminal law classes as backup or blowoff courses then couldnt find other employment. Who wouldnt want to be a cop? You have a great pension, insurance, you get to carry a gun all the time, drive a really neato car, and fu(k with anyone you feel like. If we took a poll on any website besides coptalk.com the overwhelming majority would say cops are nutless creatures, take ayway the badge and gun and they are average people.

 

Take away the gun, the badge, and their line of work and yep... they would be average people. But they are not.

 

OK you win.

May I have some cake please?

 

Sure would you like Chocolate or White cake?

 

Strawberry please. Thank you.

 

that was hilarious...

 

I liked it........and the cops getting a rough time ain't nothing to being a mod At least they can shoot ppl

I want a piece of that cake too :YEAH

 

LOL, Yeah the strawberry one was great

I love the mods