talking clock
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talking clock
A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they saw a big brass gong next to the bed.
"What's a big brass gong doing in your bedroom?" one of the guests asked."
It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave it an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You a??hole - - - it's three o'clock in the morning!"
"What's a big brass gong doing in your bedroom?" one of the guests asked."
It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave it an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You a??hole - - - it's three o'clock in the morning!"
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Re: talking clock
Originally Posted by Mogwai
What is a drunk doing up at 3 am??? shouldn't he be passed out???
What are you like 40? Everyone in town goes to after parties once the bar closes at 2. Come down to Kalamazoo and hang out. :YEAH
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Re: talking clock
tweakers are only up at 3 am and there usally at walmart lookin for something to take apart there obessed with sodering guns and dremal tools i guess when your tweaked out there aint no rules
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