ok i work at a hospital and right now im sitting out in the waiting room because from 7-11pm i sign patients in and take their vital signs. there is this dirty dyke crackhead psych patient waiting to be seen and she is just going nuts. she drank like 5 cups of coffee and wont shut up. and she keeps hitting on the triage nurse (who is smokin, but anyway...). ahh you just have to love this crap.

 

i see crazy crack heads all day, i work for a credit union

 

I have one of those right now! we always have psych patients in our ER. sometimes two or three. one night we had this crack ho who had a needle break off in her arm and this other dirt bag who fell out of a tree and had a huge avulsion on his shin he ignored for three days cause he was tweekin' and to him it didn't look that bad (it was oozing puss and all black and necrotic) any way we tried to play match maker we set them together in lobby and watched them like it was "blind date" on our security camera! it was some funny ****, you shoulda seen it!

 

 

some people are just too cool.

 

i work with mentally disabled people.we got this guy who is like 6'2 250lbs.this dude i worked with kept hearing this dude say stay still and when he opened the door to his room the "tard" tossed the cat in his closet. when the guy i worked with opened the closet door the cat came out with KY jelly all over its *** and the "tard" admitted to fukin it.About a week later same **** but this time someone caught him in the bathroom with it.Me personally i dont see how thats possible but that just shows ya how nasty ppl can be and this guy isnt like a total tard. he is actually going for his drivers licence.word of advice.KEEP YOUR PETS LOCKED UP

 

oh man, thats some funny **** "The Cracked up Dating Game"!!!

 

ahhh...the field of healthcare is great, isnt it? i cant wait till i get my RN, then at least ill get paid what i deserve to deal with this crap.