That guy can sucka big one but not all of them are fat old guys...my dad pimps a harley! :YEAH

 

I had a run in with a tweeker harley guy yesterday. My boys threw a going away party for me and I brought the fiddy. We were stuntin it up and down the block and the guy fires his old chopper up next door and looked over at us like FU(K YOU GUYS. So I ride down to the other end of the street and waited for him to pull out of his drive way. He started riding away all slow and **** so I tuck down wrap the little fiddy out and pass him up... barely. But he had that WTF look on his face that was priceless. Other then that most of them wave back and I've rode with a couple of harley guys to Pomona Raceway to watch some drag racing.

 

That's the kindof story that makes my day go by a little easier here at work, thanks dude

 

No prob bub. It was the highlight of the evening yesterday as well.

 

that is pretty funny. i dont necessarily have beef with all harley guys, but some of them are definately dicks. like i said, i know a guy with a fat boy that hauls *** and turns heads. but he went to that from a gix7fiddy so he has the respect, but whatever.

 

hey now i ride a harley from time to time, and my parent do all the time. Just because ones a dick dont mean most of them are, **** i know people or ricer rockets that are dick to other guys or ricers. Harley are cool in there own way, people dont buy them to go fast, just for the fact they are part of the USA. I ride my R6 for speed, my stunter to stunt, and my harley just to kick back. I know its a 850 lb beast, but **** some of them old kaw. are too.

 

forgot this..

 

Nothing like a well educated, feminine female huh guys? Yeah, the sarcasm is thick. Hey, dumb ***, he didn't say ALL Harley riders. Why don't you get hooked on phonics and try again.

 

I'm better than you!

 

you guys can f*** off

 

 

sry i didnt have tome to read this enitre thread but hears a good joke for this. What do harleys and vacume cleaners have in common?



They both carry dirt bags

sorry if youve heard the joke i know its an old one but its true! :YEAH

 

 

Who is Off, how old is she, and where can I find her?

 

hey there sweets i saw u on milfhunter.com
are you heading to tampa anytime soon imma studlylonglasting energetic 20yr old w/a ricerocket dont tell me it doesnt make you melt being on one so why dontcha be a rebelious milfy and screw a sportbiker for old times sake goodtimes

 

oweyeah ............................harleys suck/big dogs rule?
great story of march2003 some old drunk doable milf at daytona bikeweek told me off for no reason
and said wered i get my bike at toys r us?
i didnt hava comeback but i unzipped and mooned her doing a 2nd gear clutcher
there should be astunt called the goldershower
im patenting this one sl (its when you unzip, hold throttle ,idle up ,left hand **** and pee onanother rider ov any kinda next to ya ..as soon as the light turns green and clutch snap to a bareass peepee wetted gastank wee wee danglin standup wheelie or do a christ while takin a squeege
i wonder what kinda ticket youd get by a cop and trying to fight it at court like i do w/my wreckless charges

but your honor the harley guy made fun of me and told me i hadda little one so i proved him wrong but then he started chasing me so i hade to wheelie
cuz thats what happens when u hav a brand new back sprocket its very abrupt and was speeding for my life //lets see if thatll fly in court

 

First off, 90% of all harleys purchased are still ON THE ROAD!........The other 10% actually made it HOME LMAO! No, seriously though, SOME, but anymore FEW, harley riders are pretty cool. My MOTHER rides an old school harley chopper. She pics at my "rice-o-matic" with its "rubber band" engine, but she nows as well as I do how many times we pulled over on the last love ride to tighten bolts and fix **** on her old relic verses my cbr! My CBR has NEVER had to pull over for ANY problems......except once when I hit a jack rabbit at like 80 and that doesnt count lol. I usually just wave at them too.....and if they dont wave back, the high five turns into the bird very conviniantly! My favorites are the ones who pull up next to you at a street light and you say something like NICE BIKE! and they just look at you for a second, and then stare straight ahead. Then the light changes and they gun it for all its worth! After about 1 or 2 seconds when they are in 3rd and you still in first FLYING past and not even HALF way through the rpm's you look at them and smile.........just wondering how disapointed in themselves and their machines they really are! Just one more note....the VROD.......fuels under the seat...coolant and oil in the fram and swingarm and **** like that.......onboard computer controll system........Hmmmmm.......sounds like the best HONDA harley ever built!

 

Recently had a fat guy on a boss hoss 350 try to race me on my 929. When he rolled up next to me at the light i sarcastically said, "wow, is that a 350?" he revved it a bit and said ya, then asked how big mine was and laughed when i said 929 and revved it. I'm sure he wasn't laughing when the light turned green. Neither were the 911 Turbo or the GTO. Why do these retards try to race sportbikes? Somewhat

 

Aight
Out here in Denver, it is really nasty out there with the different bikers. I used to ride a Harley before the yuppie invasion, they are kinda fun, really fun to work on. I have to agree though in the last couple years most of em are haters. I was talkin to this guy at the gym, he is all inked out and a prospect for a local club of squeelers so I was telling him about an endo I pulled off and he starts lectureing me!!!! I laughed so hard. He asked why I was laughing I said "your sposed to be the "outlaw biker" and walked away laughing my **** off. my my how things change.

However, I MUST MUST KNOW FROM THOSE OF YOU IN OTHER STATES. But the most unfriendly stuck up snobby arogant newbie butthole riders in Denver are BMW guys. Not once have one of those ********* ever even as so much as nodded at me.

Harleys are ok in my opinion just a few old schoolers who are way cool and some yuppies who ride it like 3 times a year, BUT THE TRUE EVIL OUT THERE ARE THE BEEMER RIDERS. Anyone agree?

 

Oh ya, and one more thing.

Don't ever hate the machine hate the ignorant buttholes who are exploiting them in thier stupid kackis