but since he didnt like umbrellas. he....

 

got a job selling migets to the circus

 

all that time around the circus got him attracted to the...

 

he got attracted to the little cars that the clowns ride in, and felt it was nesassary to put a turboed GSXR 1000 motor into one so he could...

 

prove to all who doubted he was really really gay.

 

But instead he ran out of moonay and could only afford one burnt piston out of a gixxer 1000 motor, so he decided to keep the 3 cylinder that was in it, and go to the streets and race it to get " street cred ", but miserably failed trying to...

 

well since he proved it.....all the other gay zombies wanted him. and this one male zombie with green hair approached him and sed

 

my names escoe now turn around and bend over

 

and take it like a champ

 

so as they were getting it on, Escoes' pepe broke off inside and then it then hatched out a little monster that lived inside of the zombies throat.

 

And the little monsters name was Fhgwhgwad, and it forced the zombie to sing (c)rap songs while playing the accordian and wear a kilt, made of the finest cow print **** carpeting that ebay sells.

 

then Fhgwhgwad said ''nah nah nah hahaha i was just kidding! buy me a motorcycle daddy!!!''

 

His dad replies with a big ole "Hell no, get a job, move out, pay your own bills, and leave me alone!"

 

so then the zombie was out on his own, got a job, payed his monthly very high cell phone bill, his phone bill was always high because......

 

he called KC Becky to just breathe heavy and ********** to her voice. Until the day he actually seen a picture of her made him...

 

have a heart attack

 

luckly someone saw him have his hart attack and called 911.

 

but the medics said ''ummmmm we dont respond to zombies but we know someone who does!''....

 

so they called the zombiebusters

 

the zombiebusters came in a hurry and took one look at the zombie laying on the ground and said....