Gnomes are not midgets... They are distant relatives to the dwarf, but they are not god damn midgets... Gnomes are gental creatures, but if you were to get on its bad side (like punting it) it would be sure to use its magical powers and kick some ***... For more Gnome information go here...
http://www.phoenyx.net/realms/gnomes.htm

 

Ok im going to go hide now...THis is just getting weird...But 1 more question. Do Gnomes Stunt at all?

 

I am glad you asked!!! Yes, but they do not ride bikes... No they ride dragonflys!!!

 

Ok please dont ask him anymore questions
cuz im going to get fired from work if i laugh any louder

 

Umm yeah wtf!! When has a dragon fly ever been big enough to carry a damn gnome???

 

Man! These are English forest and meadow dragonflies... They get up to the sizes of birds over here... Im not talking about your American yard dragonflies... What next? Frogs dont sit on mushrooms and play banjos? Who the crazy one now!

 

frogs? mushrooms? banjos???????

lol this dude is trying to get us all worked up he doesnt really believe this stuff

 

I need to start doing crack or something to be on the same level as you.

Dude that stuff you were sniffin last night isn't flour that was called cocaine. But let me guess a princess with 7 dwarfs gave it to you huh? But yeah its obvious your doing this thread for attention which is fine i dont care im just gonna pick on you cause i miss being a bullie like i was in highschool

 

Cocaine is not a hallucinogen.... LSD, psilocybin, peyote, mescaline, DMT are however, but I wouldnt expect someone like you to know that... And its not for attention, I am f*cking serious, and my group is starting a revolution... So go ahead and rip on me and my beliefs and my countries traditions... Just once again proving how hostile Americans can be.

 

See I told you!

 

OMG dude belief in gnomes (like, REAL belief, dead serious belief) is not a part of your freaking tradition...maybe u guys in England like gnome statues and stuff maybe they are popular there, but come on dude....

sorry we americans are RATIONAL lol

 

Have you ever been here? Now true, we are not taught in school about gnomes... Its like you guys and your damn bigfoot... Its stories passed down from generation to generation, and every once and awhile some really sees one... Now are these people crazy, whos to say? There is so much about this planet that we do not know about.

 

What do you mean someone like me would know that? I have never done drugs in my life so i wouldnt know. Looks like you do tho! But oh well do what ya want and belive what ya want man if you need to do that. But i think its all a bunch of ****. Just like the whole big foot thing. Just cause i live in the US doesnt mean i belive in that ****. I say *** bigfoot.

 

i know what ur saying, but c'mon no one here actually BELIEVES in bigfoot...it's just a tale.

 

I have a feeling that Hot Sauce believes, he seems like that type...
I love the Nutcraker Suite!

 

i think the kids been stealing some of the shrooms that the frogs play the banjo on

 

Kid, Im in f*cking college... Last time I checked that was no kid.

 

But anyways, back to the main point! Who supports me (and the gnomes, you dont have to fully believe, though it would be nice)?

 

whoa easy killer..... what would u prefer to be called?

 

Hey CsmkJester I believe