DlishDSF: Hi this is jackob
YBORWILDCHILD: omfg
DlishDSF: u need to lern how to spell
YBORWILDCHILD: playing musical chairs now
DlishDSF: only unside down
YBORWILDCHILD: i know with out my glassess on im blind
DlishDSF: what is you name//?
YBORWILDCHILD: heather
DlishDSF: with a lower case "h"?
YBORWILDCHILD: i never us upper case unless im working
DlishDSF: whell you can work my pipe
YBORWILDCHILD: no i can work for your law offices
DlishDSF: on my pipe
DlishDSF: are u a loyer
YBORWILDCHILD: no no no no no playing with anyones pipes
YBORWILDCHILD: no im a paralegal
DlishDSF: how did that happen
DlishDSF: how do you type
YBORWILDCHILD: i dont know
YBORWILDCHILD: with my fingers
DlishDSF: you said you were a paralegal
YBORWILDCHILD: yeah i am
DlishDSF: i like girls that work with their fingers
YBORWILDCHILD: i worked for an law office in miami and they trained me to be a paralegal
DlishDSF: did you get the wheel chair free
YBORWILDCHILD: no had to buy that one
DlishDSF: 8-)-me
YBORWILDCHILD: but it goes 11 mph
DlishDSF: what does
YBORWILDCHILD: the wheelie chair
DlishDSF: it does wheelies
YBORWILDCHILD: LOL thats what my daughter calls it
YBORWILDCHILD: my daughter tries to wheelie my fathers wheel chair yes
DlishDSF: is your dad a paralegal
YBORWILDCHILD: no
DlishDSF: how did he get the chair
YBORWILDCHILD: cuz hes diabled
DlishDSF: i thought you said he ways a paralegal
YBORWILDCHILD: no im a paralegal
DlishDSF: whats your favorite color
YBORWILDCHILD: black and purple
DlishDSF: you and the rest of them
YBORWILDCHILD: WHAT????
YBORWILDCHILD: rest of what
DlishDSF: COLOR singular
DlishDSF: the paralegals
DlishDSF: is it black or purple
YBORWILDCHILD: hmm you off the chain child
DlishDSF: you can off my chain any time
YBORWILDCHILD: naw
DlishDSF: what is your favorite color
YBORWILDCHILD: purple
DlishDSF: i thought so
DlishDSF: pick a number 1-10
YBORWILDCHILD: 6
DlishDSF: 6
DlishDSF: i new it
YBORWILDCHILD: knew what
DlishDSF: the number
YBORWILDCHILD: ohhh thats my fav number cuz its my day of birth
DlishDSF: and i guessed it what is your point
YBORWILDCHILD: i dont know what is yours
DlishDSF: its about 7in
DlishDSF: .
YBORWILDCHILD: hmmm
DlishDSF: do you know the muffin man
YBORWILDCHILD: omg your off the chain
YBORWILDCHILD: where is d????
DlishDSF: do you know the muffin
DlishDSF: man
DlishDSF: he is marinating in the tub
YBORWILDCHILD: well he need to pick up his phone
DlishDSF: DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN

YBORWILDCHILD: LOL
DlishDSF: YES or NO
YBORWILDCHILD: no i dont know the muffin man
DlishDSF: do you want to
YBORWILDCHILD: nope
DlishDSF: the muffin man took all the quarters out of penny town and the lakers were happy. I met the muffin man once and he said that sprnkles were the only way to a tree house birthday party party, so i bought him a dress of lace and took him to the highs school junior dance. he told me the way of the salmon to swim up stream and work that dick like your name was tiffany
YBORWILDCHILD: hmmmm
DlishDSF: the muffin man journeyedlong and short but fell asleep 2inches tall of a cartsquare. he invented the left handed pencil an invention to sefisticated for its time and because of it Pillsbury is the only dough boy left. HE was to smart for barbra walters so she tried to take him out with the shallow end of a scow but he snapped tree times opra appeared and he shot him self in the head.
YBORWILDCHILD: interesting
DlishDSF: the 2098th century romeo and juliet
DlishDSF: and as his last student i was obligated to do nothing but i carried the torch. from tree to tree i waled day in day out day ou day in but i never saw a unicorn with that could help me with my troubles i had to get to camalot with only onle slice of bread attatched to my pocket protector. than heaven for 7up i puored a glass and rode the can all the way back for the black clowed that gave birth to the theory of birth . long walks on the beach only intreuge the weak of heart but a run in with the moon man will leave you too tipse to to do back flips while beatin gthe pingongs ***** across the gym. its ok talk out your *** as long as you never have to eat your works. got milk .... i didnt think so you diapointed the captin.
YBORWILDCHILD: what are you doing
DlishDSF: got milk .... i didnt think so you diapointed the captin.

 

12:07AM
Cbo?
hi
hey man, my name is Mike and i just checked your video at my friends house...ur sick!
thanks bro, u liked the video
well, I dont really stunt, I just did my first wheelie this weekend, like 1/16 mile... but i think i will be as good or better than you soon
wow
12:10AM
well i hope u do
ya, i've been watching some vids, but urs is the best so far, say i saw in your forum in stuntlife.com ur coming down to Fla. I live in the panhandle?
are u gonna be in the panhandle?
where is that
i'm 30 mins. from Tallahasse, you should bring ur boys here, I really like ur style, I'd like to rock it!
damn bro, ur no handers are sick, but i think its cooler when those european guys do them, a lot steadier...urs are gangsta , but it looks like ur having a saizure!
haha
no dissrespect, i just tell it like i see it.
seizure how
explain
are u workin on stoppies, i heard a guy in Iowa is workin on HUGE combo endos
dont know
well i think when ur roling ur arms around, it looks gay, u should be drooling or somthing.
Hey are u bringing ur DVD s to sell here when u come to Tallahasse?
12:20AM
id like to buy one
are u a member on sl
stuntlife
no, i was just lookin at my friends house, i cant remember his username
so when ur up here i got a spot we can rock , were better than the other guys around here, but were still fresh new, with ur help, we would be a gangsta *** team reppin'
who u hang with
inolen
just my boy steve, he rox a 900 rr, hes on sl
ur white bike in that dvd is ugly!!!!!
so is the green and yellow/white ones...ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
white one that is T cards bike
i wanna paint my bike custom
thats how we do it man
its all 100% stock now
it's ugly
i think i wanna near show bike, i need a cage so i dont mess it up
**** ur gonna **** it up
why?
cage will total it
why do u rock such trashy lookin bikes?
brake the motor mount if you drop it hard on a 12
ull see
i thought the cages saved it?
start stunting hardcore and ull see
i am hardcore, i wanne do it for a living, i know i just started, but i wanna be the best
but i dont wanna hurt my bike, i owe 9,000 on it!
12:30AM
ull never be the best with that attitude
glamma stunter
im sorry, im not yelling...wut did i do wrong?
wut does that mean?
yeah i stunt, and my bikes glamorous?
thats wut i want, but with a paycheck too
glamma stunter, ur tellin me ur gonna be better then me soon, thats not the coolest thing to say but I wish u luck, but i dont think u know what it takes to get there
u will drop that bike if you want to be the best
i think if i take it easy i wont, but my cage will save the bike and custom paint
how u gonna take it easy if u plan on being the best
u dont make sense
i think pacients will make me a good rider, how long have you been stuntriding?
that can be true as well
ive been stunting hardcore for 2 summers
just learned 12 last summer
12:35AM
is that when u had the pic of ur bike breaking, steve showd me it
yea
damn wut happend?
did u hurt yourself?
ive been hurt lots of times, broke my back this summer
how much did you owe on it? steve owes $4000 on his
steve who
my boy here in tallehasse
12:40AM
mine is paid off now
got a new peice
hey, u gonna get a hotel or do u wanna stay w/ me when ur in tallahasse?
ill be in Fl.
wut is it?
this wed coming up
were leaving
ya, dont call too late, my parents said u can stay in the guest bedroom
wtf
u talking bout
u said u wanna come here and rock with us, we wanna learn ur style, and like i said w can rock the parking lot in front of Swaparama
ill have to look into that this summer
but youll be in flarida soon, why not kill 2 birds with 1 stone?
cant dot that got hotels booked in FL
12:45AM
o, well like i said, u can stay in the geust bedroom
whered u come up with the name CBO? did u used to spin albums
no had that since i was a kid
isnt cbo a bandana brand?
nope
nickname ive had forever
im getting off the computer bro
good talking to u thought
though
wait, do u wanna cancel the res. and stay w. me?
i cant do that
stuntwars is down there
ok, ill pm you my addy so u can drive over
????
stunt competition
how old r u
19
does it pay out?
yea
a lot? i might compete if not too many others do!
tons do
biggest stunt comp around
o yeah, is there a newbie class?
well. u can stop here and wash up and i will drive there with you
12:50AM
ill be there for 10 days
ill let my parents know! this is gonna be sweet!
got milk....i didn't think so-you dissapointed the captain
ur a gay ****er
dont get ur hopes up!
ur hopes are taller than ur stoppies, i am gonna rock out and i will SEE you at the stuntwars!!!!
im not sure if your being serious or ****ing with me
i seriously tryin to rock ur style, its the shizznit!
good **** bro
ill teach u this summer
c-bizzoyeeeeeeeeeeeee
alright man im out later dude
ur scary
ill see u in a week,i'll move the vista cruiser for our bike sin the garage!
lata buddy im out
sweet, im gonna get my **** painted right now!!!!!!

 

ur off the hook dlish .........hey hun ill be in florida in march..... the 13-20 down in panama city u need to come chill with us!!!!!!!!!

 

damn thats 5-6 hrs NW, bike week will be in full swing w/ stunt shows 5 mins (litterally) from our house

 

i do i do know the muffin man

 

Then she should find her way over here one of those days shouldn't she..... I think so.... sounds ... it isn't that far girlie... and it will be we worth the way over here to chilll for bike week... **** is off the hook then...

 

:YEAH

 

god damnit, muffinman!!!!!