New Year's Eve - Ruined Already
12-30-2003, 07:38 AM
#1
Registered User
Thread Starter
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Sydney, Australia
Age: 43
Posts: 204
New Year's Eve - Ruined Already
Aiiiiieeeeeeeeee!
My NYE is going to be spent, loaded in my living room.
When I was out jogging yesterday - I was distracted by a chick with a massive rack wedged into a singlet, standing on the balcony. I ****en tripped **** over tit down a bunch of stairs right in front of her and the bitch didn't even run down and offer to show me her jugs.
Anyway, I can't change gear, I'm hobbling 'round like a retard and I've spent all day doin' jack ****. I was goin' to go out on the **** for New Year's, but as I can't walk properly I may have to just get drunk here instead.
What are you guys doin' for New Year's?
My NYE is going to be spent, loaded in my living room.
When I was out jogging yesterday - I was distracted by a chick with a massive rack wedged into a singlet, standing on the balcony. I ****en tripped **** over tit down a bunch of stairs right in front of her and the bitch didn't even run down and offer to show me her jugs.
Anyway, I can't change gear, I'm hobbling 'round like a retard and I've spent all day doin' jack ****. I was goin' to go out on the **** for New Year's, but as I can't walk properly I may have to just get drunk here instead.
What are you guys doin' for New Year's?
12-30-2003, 05:08 PM
#2
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Holiday, Florida
Age: 49
Posts: 2,953
Damn dude, that SUCKS...Funny though!
Just slap a rollerskate on that foot and you can drag it behind you without having to put pressure on it.
MAN, that **** would make one hell of a funny night after you started drinkin'!
Just slap a rollerskate on that foot and you can drag it behind you without having to put pressure on it.
MAN, that **** would make one hell of a funny night after you started drinkin'!
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
