New Year's Eve - Ruined Already
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From: Sydney, Australia
New Year's Eve - Ruined Already
Aiiiiieeeeeeeeee!
My NYE is going to be spent, loaded in my living room.
When I was out jogging yesterday - I was distracted by a chick with a massive rack wedged into a singlet, standing on the balcony. I ****en tripped **** over tit down a bunch of stairs right in front of her and the bitch didn't even run down and offer to show me her jugs.
Anyway, I can't change gear, I'm hobbling 'round like a retard and I've spent all day doin' jack ****. I was goin' to go out on the **** for New Year's, but as I can't walk properly I may have to just get drunk here instead.
What are you guys doin' for New Year's?
My NYE is going to be spent, loaded in my living room.
When I was out jogging yesterday - I was distracted by a chick with a massive rack wedged into a singlet, standing on the balcony. I ****en tripped **** over tit down a bunch of stairs right in front of her and the bitch didn't even run down and offer to show me her jugs.
Anyway, I can't change gear, I'm hobbling 'round like a retard and I've spent all day doin' jack ****. I was goin' to go out on the **** for New Year's, but as I can't walk properly I may have to just get drunk here instead.
What are you guys doin' for New Year's?
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Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,954
From: Holiday, Florida
Damn dude, that SUCKS...Funny though!
Just slap a rollerskate on that foot and you can drag it behind you without having to put pressure on it.
MAN, that **** would make one hell of a funny night after you started drinkin'!
Just slap a rollerskate on that foot and you can drag it behind you without having to put pressure on it.
MAN, that **** would make one hell of a funny night after you started drinkin'!
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