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Sep 13, 2009 | 12:01 PM

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Re: Postwhoring thread

When I was raining if you weren't careful when it banged second gear the positrack rear end would break both tires lose on ya and you would ****** sideways in a heartbeat.

Sep 13, 2009 | 12:03 PM

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I am bent over going down the road look'n down trying to change the country crap music she had on and went around a corner when it snatched second gear and did a donut slid off the road and through a bobwire fence.

Sep 13, 2009 | 12:04 PM

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The fucked up part of this was not missing up her car or the fence. It was the fact that there were a bunch of cows trying to get out the whole in the fence I just made.

Sep 13, 2009 | 12:04 PM

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I am a city boy and never herded a cow in my life

Sep 13, 2009 | 12:05 PM

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If the cows would have got out they would have got in the highway and then I would have had a real problem

Sep 13, 2009 | 12:06 PM

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In desperation I grabbed one of the bobwire fence post and started herding them by swinging that and yelling at them.

Sep 13, 2009 | 02:04 PM

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I was out there for about half a day cause when the cop showed up they were helping me keep the cattle out of the road.

Sep 13, 2009 | 02:05 PM

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The bull horn the cop had worked a lot better than my yelling and waving the iron pole.

Sep 13, 2009 | 02:06 PM

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What took so long to get the fence repaired was the land was owned by a lawyer here locally.

Sep 13, 2009 | 02:07 PM

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He used the land as an investment and was using a farmers cattle to get an agriculture exemption on the taxes on the land.

Sep 13, 2009 | 02:08 PM

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Finally about lunch time the farmer that owned the cows shows up and I helped him put the fence back together.

Sep 13, 2009 | 02:09 PM

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Only good thing about this was because I help the farmer put the fence back together he didn't charge me anything for tearing up his fence.

Sep 13, 2009 | 02:10 PM

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My wife's camero was fucked up good though.

Sep 13, 2009 | 02:12 PM

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I am postwhoring right now so my DVR will buffer enough of the Cowboy's game so I can fast forward through the commercials.

Sep 13, 2009 | 02:13 PM

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I have got so used to using my DVR that I can't stand to watch live tv any more

Sep 13, 2009 | 02:13 PM

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Hey is anyone going to SaintLouis for the ride of the century?

Sep 13, 2009 | 02:14 PM

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The group I ride with is going to Arkansas to some beer barbecue ride that weekend.

Sep 13, 2009 | 02:15 PM

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Kind of feel like that's like a ROT ride or some **** compared to the STL ride.

Sep 13, 2009 | 02:16 PM

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May just have to take out on my own and put the bike and the fiddy in the bed of my truck and ROAD TRIP it.

Sep 13, 2009 | 02:17 PM

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Another group that rides in the Dallas area DSR (Dallas Stunt Riderz) is going so I know I will have some buds there if I can even find them there in all those bikes.

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