Pretty dead on accurate though

 

all the women i've dated that claimed they had killer head skills had little to no skills at all. the ones that dont talk about it but just do it, those ************* get chito's seal of approval

 

boom. do i know my **** or what?

 

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ive lurked through a lot of girls from maine's pages, and i would do pretty much every one i looked at, but theyre not nearly as hot as the females here.. generally speaking

 

But not many girls do a good job fitting mine in their month anyway.

 

 

also, when a woman says, "I've never had any complaints from giving head," then she's prolly mediocre. if ur good, a guy will tell u ur skills are the ******* ****. if ur average to bad, u won't be told anything, good or bad. and when u ask him if he likes it, he'll just say, "Yeah, you're good."

i can't have a chick with bad head though, so if it looks like she'll be hangin around for a while, i tell her what she's doing wrong, even if she takes offense to it. if she don't fix it, then bye bye. go grind ur teeth against some other dick.

 

you totally dont want to know what yours says

 

+1 on both

 

"giving it her best try" means holding her mouth open and trying not to puke when i force it past that spot it just wont go past, unless you really force it

 

I hope no one quotes these pics when I'm on and my girlfriend is on the couch next to me later when she gets home from work. lol

 

+1 on the cali thing. ******* TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNSSSSSS of girls like her or better. but what matters is that you love her, tom.

**** that. i've been given that same line, "YOU'RE DICK IS TOO FAT." there's no excuse for bad head. adapt, bitch, adapt.

 

man... thinkin about the Sacramento experience. i really shoulda rammed that chic's throat. she totally seemed to be into that ****. chemistry died off for me after 3 days though.
***** it up and they'll get lost and no one will find them.

 

date older girls, at least high school

 

aaaaahahahaha

 

Some mouths can only get so big Chito

 

" waaa waaa waaa my jaw hurts waaaahh" i heard that 3 days in a row from my ex wife. On our 4th date, she gave it up and all of a sudden out of nowhere had some serious skills.

 

Ha

 

sheesh!