sitting in a big *** boat somewhere in florida

 

Where do floridians move to when they get old? Like roger, in 10-20 years, he'll actually be old, where will he go?

 

So true and so ironically funny ....

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/full...e-people-like/

 

Fort lauderdale ?

I heard that was the hot spot for retirees and such

 

"Sadly, more books about mid-twenties white people traveling have been written than have been read."

 

thats a funny list.....and as i scroll down to the bottom and sip my coffee... I saw the number 1 thing .... so they got me on that lol

 

I was thinking more like a brothel

 

fck i am sooo hungry,I have to wait until my mom come home from job...

 

Holy ****, Jessica Simpson got fat.

 

 

make a sandwich, lazy ***

 

she'll lose all that weight and go back to being fine. rich people can do that cuz they don't have to work, so they can exercise all day long.

 

you realize she still isn't fat tho right ?

Yes she's gained weight compared to what the word knew her as, but she packed on a few pounds... people are allowed to do that aren't they ?

 

nah i dont fresh bread I do not want to eat the bread of yesterday,here's my mom rings on the door

 

LOL @ frisbee sports, having gay friends, musical comedy, threatening to move to canada, expensive sandwiches (that sounds like Scott, lol), and having a black friend

i disagree with the free healthcare thing. if anything i would have written "paying for healthcare" since they make such a big deal about the gov't giving anything away.

having 2 last names is more a spic thing

 

she's horribly shaped. that better? she should put on pants that compliment her new figure. those look like pants granma would wear.

 

u better be bullshittin.

 

then you obviously dont know much about women's fashion lol

When people get 'fat' they put on those high waisted pants cuz it hides the fat ...... its called an illusion

 

guess what, sister, IT AIN'T WORKIN!!

and i may not know much about women's fashion but i know i aint feelin that ****, lol. i like this though

 

i wouldnt call that fat, id call it normal for a girl her age. But going from dope to normal sux too lol