normally it's only semi gross, but it was a really gross one this time - the kind where the water splashes quicker than your sphincter can close, so you get internal splash

 

when i was in college i did some testing/experimentation on how to stop splashback. Havent felt a single drop since then.

 

I'm worried about plugging the toilet.

 

i put it on ritz crackers when i get the munchies at night. with a big glass of choc milk

 

most definitely .... first i use one of the seat covers that has the flap that lays in the water, then i lay a few layers over hat on the seat, then i wad a few pieces and toss em in .... wasn't enough - this thing was dense and had some serious mass

 

who cares in public

just sneak out

 

I prefer it on saltines.

 

hows that work? 401k and family health plan?

 

I rarely poop in public, almost never. At work we have a single toilet that is used for pooping. It would **** everybody else up.

 

they break even easier

 

flush more

 

I claim single/0 for deductions, pay an extra $5/week to state, health/dental, and 401K.

 

i always found pb on crackers is a pain, they always break

 

giving the gov't the free loan huh ....

how do you file your taxes?

 

I'd have to stand up to flush this toilet. I don't like to stand up until I'm completely clean.

This toilet flushes wierd. First it blows everything back into the bowl and then sucks it down. I imagine it makes it tougher to plug it up.

 

i have no idea

why?

 

i wont even use teh supplied *** gaskets. id rather lay down toilet paper

dont wad up the pieces you throw in. lay them flat on the surface. optimal is to have a big "T" floating on the surface. The initial log will fall into the middle piece, pulling it under. As it goes under, it moves the cross piece of the T into position to catch the rest.

 

I file electronically with software, married/jointly. I don't usually have a big return. My wife doesn't pay a ton of taxes. I think she claims married/2.

 

im sure he means at home. you really have to try to plug up an industrial power toilet

 

I only drive during work and sunday mornings, i rarely use the pc outside of work anymore ...

I wish the wife brought home more than me