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Old 10-15-2008, 10:11 AM
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finally some help for my small ***** problem and impotency issues thanks stuntlife
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Heres a little story on why I like it dry
when my daddy showed me this it made me wanna cry
I was only 5 and he was really drunk
mommy had just left him so he crawled into my bunk
he said "Give it to me or else ill kill your mom!" mommy!
im so glad I did it 'cause baby, it's the bomb.
My virgin *******, oooaaah **** yeah daddy
now im all grown with hair all on my sack
and all I ever think about is men up in my crack
jizzin in my hole and when I felt a fart ...stinky!
I love it when my boyfriend licks it up, spread the cheeks apart.
Ooh yeah oooh yeah you should get that on video.
Oh Oh Eee come on baby give me that meat oh oh eee
oh oh Eee come on baby give me that meat

well hes my little stallion we have naked battles and he rams my battalion.
he might be short but the bastard can wrestle.
he rips my clothes off and pins me in the *******.
Ooh ****, oh me, oh my!
remember when that ****** squirted yogurt in your eye.
Oh yeah it was great till I fell down the stairs.
My ******* bled all over your favorite underwear.

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Old 10-15-2008, 10:31 AM
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WTF
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Old 10-15-2008, 10:41 AM
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dude you need tharapy i am sorry you have been raped but damn all that was not needed,,this thread was supposed to be a joke
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Re: Thanks For The Ad

Originally Posted by Nate-VMC
Heres a little story on why I like it dry
when my daddy showed me this it made me wanna cry
I was only 5 and he was really drunk
mommy had just left him so he crawled into my bunk
he said "Give it to me or else ill kill your mom!" mommy!
im so glad I did it 'cause baby, it's the bomb.
My virgin *******, oooaaah **** yeah daddy
now im all grown with hair all on my sack
and all I ever think about is men up in my crack
jizzin in my hole and when I felt a fart ...stinky!
I love it when my boyfriend licks it up, spread the cheeks apart.
Ooh yeah oooh yeah you should get that on video.
Oh Oh Eee come on baby give me that meat oh oh eee
oh oh Eee come on baby give me that meat

well hes my little stallion we have naked battles and he rams my battalion.
he might be short but the bastard can wrestle.
he rips my clothes off and pins me in the *******.
Ooh ****, oh me, oh my!
remember when that ****** squirted yogurt in your eye.
Oh yeah it was great till I fell down the stairs.
My ******* bled all over your favorite underwear.



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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=123691067

thats the full song those lyrics are from.
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Originally Posted by 1brownj
finally some help for my small ***** problem and impotency issues thanks stuntlife
well with all those backflips you do on your bike and then landing on your **** would have made all swollin . so i dont see you prob
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