My girlfriend is named Lynn. She spells her name "Lynn". My old girlfriend's name is Lyn, too, but she spells it "Lyn". Every now and then I screw up, I call my new girlfriend by my old girlfriend's name, and she can tell because I don't say "n" as long.

 

punch her in the face with red blox

 

word. women always hatin on chics fine enough to be **** star status

tell it like it is, homie.



word!!

 

i thought u were married... or is this another comedian line?
the mix is visible in the 2nd pic. she's certainly an attractive girl, but in a classy way... not slutty or **** star-ish, which is the kind of girl i'm into right now, lol

 

I am wearing a vest. If I had no arms, it would be a jacket.

 

+1

her arms are bigger than my thighs

 

she's hot . she also looks like the type of chick you dont want to **** off.

i didnt have any *** shots on my phone either, my girl sent them to me because she wasnt happy with my current avatar.

 

I am married. It's a joke by one of the funniest mother ******* ever. Mitch Hedberg.

 

no, i wouldn't have married a **** lol .... mis?
yeah i tried to find at least a profile shot, for a girl thats known for her *** i can't find any pics of it online

 

hey mexican! thank you! now im addicted to hed pe

 

******* white guys.

 

you have a good eye, lol ... she hit me harder in the face than any dude - and i've been in a lot of fights .... she has a nasty right hook and is strong too .... plus she takes no **** ....

 

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

 

i hate to be the one to keep it real, but your girls but isnt looking that big.


i guess thats big in a white guys eyes though.

 

i'm divorced. i'm past ur stage in life, so i'm not looking for a wife. any chick that's looking for a bf, i tell them we won't mix cuz that relationship **** isn't for me.
fuhgetaboutit. her body's firm and her waistline is small proportionally to her thighs and ****. i'm not only into slim chics, i like well proportioned, curvy chics as well

 

I like big ***, I am an *** man, thats how my wife got me .... but I don't want a bitch that weighs more than me

 

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

u do seem to have some messican in u, despite not knowing espaņol

 

:YEAH

"suffa" and "lets ride" are my two favorite cuts.

my girl sent me to the emergency room with her right hook while i was driving, i had to get 12 stitches from the inside of my lip to the outside.

 

i bet she loves u drivin imaginary trucks all day! instead of real ones

 

yeah it doesn't look that big from the pics i posted, but it is .... black dudes are constantly throwing game at her and hollerin about her ***