How many babies does it take to paint a house?


Depends on how hard you throw them

 

What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?



You can't gargle gravel.

 

What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?



A baby shot through a snowblower

 

What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?



The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.

 

you have to click the website in the top right corner for the answer.

im only half, all the mexicans i know dont even speak spanish.

i think that goes for the local home depot'ers out this way too.

yeah, the more illegal the better
im on diability skank.

thats just stupid





im gonna make a thread just for bikerboy i will post the link in a second.

 

What's present do you get for a dead baby?



A dead puppy.

 

disability??


i know they were getting weak...

 

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?



I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

 

for mike m

What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby?



Threesomes.

 

for bikerboy-

https://www.stuntlife.com/forums/74-...ml#post3495932

 

i got to question 79 on the quiz, i could have gotten further if i used my skips.

 

for those of you too lazy to look at the thread.


[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7qKD-Ph7ds[/YOUTUBE]

 

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• CBR 954- all years
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Kawasaki

• zx6r/rr (636) - 03, 04, 05, 06 07 08<<< click here

Suzuki

• GSXR 600/750 -00, 01, 02, 03, 04, 05
• GSXR 1000 -01, 02, 03, 04

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Tech

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• THE 07 600RR pegs are located 2-1/2 inches lower and 3 inches wider (Than stock)
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too tired for quizes maybe in the morning.

 

im outta time to hit the bar.


holla blox skanks!!!

 

have fun.....i'm going to try and go to sleep

 

i just noticed that neal is killing it in this thread....you better get your game face on roger.

 

braaaap

 

no ones around......

 

it's pouring out.....we have flood warnings all weekend.