id go look for him.... i need a lil more than fort meyers tho... lol

 

well i was at the spot today..

And i was practicing some sick ******* insane durren tricks..

But noone was ******* around to film me so noone saw it that could back me up..

i mean cough noone around to lift my bike up

 

Don't forget to put on some sharpie abs on that tee..

 

Durren Life story movie would have to be called "Pwned: Fall from Jailbait Grace"

 

Way to avoid ALL of my questions Rob. You are a true waste of life.

 

This is from a joke in another thread but.. Lets make these t's



On the back a picture of him photoshopped whoolieing or stoppieing a UNICORN MOTHER *******!

You know.. a few ppl stunt unicorns.. **** u i got "PICS" to prove it



:YEAH

 

"DURREN: RIDERS OF THE LAST UNICORN"



ha thinking of putting a unicorn horn on DURRENS sick bike.. ppl are like .. WTF IS THAT??

WTF YOU MEAN??

ITS A UNICORN, I EAT CHICKEN BITCH ( in a kelm voice)

 

I would totally buy that shirt...:YEAH

 

oh my god i cant get over myself on that last one..

it was a KNEE SLAPPER!

 

or.. Lets say a picture of his " ENDO STUNT" a big red x thru it

then like on the back.. a Total newb like.. 4 inch stoppie thats real..

and a Green Check mark in the middle.. that'd be pretty classic too

 

The Squid Squad **** would be better hating on RJD especially if you put up an anti-durren myspace and had the URL for this thread on the shirt so ppl could see the douche that he is...

 

yeah lets make a rob durren sucks myspace and wear rob durren Tshirts.. what the ****.. bury this thread . this guy is way to popular now. let it go.

 

you are idiots. yes give a douche like that more exposure. ignore and forget is how you deal with insignificant people like him.

 

Link to a myspace that is like identical to his dumb ***


But all the pics of girls he doesnt personaly know.. and they all say hes a stalker and he discusts them

Those would all have realistic captions.. like " HEY ROB YOU SICK STALKER REMOVE MY PICTURE YOU ******* PERVERT" -tanya or tammy whatever

 

Cmon this aint no positive exposer..

its like

" HEY ITS ME DURREN.. YOU KNOW THE FAKE DOUCH BAG WANNABE FROM STUNTLIFE"

"RIDER OF THE LAST UNICORN"
"PRO RACER AND DESIGNER OF THE ZX's"

He'll be forever remembered as that one ***.. and everyone is always going to bring his name up in a funny negative comparison of some sort !! FOR REAL!!!

 

+1...

 

People like him don't care what kind of attention they get, as long as they get it. In his mind, you are all jealous of him.

 

Yea ok.. true

Cant we make fun of him a little while longer tho.. This thread has really brought me laughs!

 

It is pretty obvious that it is the case with all that has been dug up about him. Eveything he does is just a way to make up for lack of talent and character.

 

Well hes most likely not a legal skitzo.. like mentaly disturbed person

He likes to say yea were all on his jock cuz were hating on how hes " RIDING, LIVING" lol w/e .. that's what he'd tell anyone he knew in person how it was..

But deep down he knows hes a True squid.. cant lean for ****.. has a picture of " TURNING HIS NEIGHBOR HOOD INTO A MINI TRACK" and hes not even dragging kneee.. **** i know some cats that arent even good at racing.. and can do small figure 8 kneedraggers in a parking lot ..
well there better then ur average.. once a cpl month track day riders..

But durren truly is some newb with a minty bike and all brand new gear.. Its all ovious .. i mean BOLDY.. and deep down he knows hes so full of it and the biggest poser in the world.. Im sure you think he feals hes so cool cuz of this all.. but on the real hes depressed